Rabbit and snake

A blind rabbit and a blind snake bump into each other in the forest. The rabbit said, "Watch where you are going. Can’t you see that I am blind?" The snake replied. "No. I can’t see that you are blind because I am blind myself."

Then the rabbit got a brilliant idea. "Why don’t we feel each other and guess what the other is?" The snake accepted this proposal and went first.

The snake said, "Let’s see — your furry with long ears and a cotton tail – you must be a rabbit." "Very good," said the rabbit. "Now it’s my turn. You are cold, slimy, spineless and have no ears. You must be a conductor."

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