A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them and asked them what they wanted.
The couple asked for a couple of lottery tickets. He gave the tickets to them, and they paid for them.
The husband looked confused again. He asked the clerk, “What the hell do I do with these damn things?â€
The clerk replied, “Well, you’re supposed to scratch the box and see if you’ve won anything.â€
The wife looked disgusted. “Oh please,†she muttered.
“What?†asked the clerk. “Oh nothing,†she answered, “it’s just that, well, he’s been scratching down there for years, and he ain’t won a damn thing.â€