What A Child Hears

A visiting minister spoke eloquently during the offertory prayer.

"Dear Lord" he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.

"Without you we are but dust. . . "

He would have continued but at that moment , a very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite loudly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

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