Funny Bumper Stickers:

· Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.
· We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
· He who laughs last thinks slowest.
· Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
· It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
· Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
· Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
· I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
· Montana — At least our cows are sane!
· Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
· Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.