History Of Medicine

I have an earache.
2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. – That root is heathen,

say this prayer.
1850 A.D. – That prayer is

superstition, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. – That potion is snake

oil, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. – That pill is

ineffective, take this antibiotic.
2003 A.D. – That antibiotic is

artificial. Here, eat this root.

Medical Jokes