A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
The bartender says,
”Sorry, we don’t give beer to bears in bars.”
The bear replies,
”If you don’t give me a beer, I’ll eat that lady over there.”
The bartender says,
”Go ahead.”
So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer.
The bartender says,
”Sorry, we don’t give beer to bears on drugs.”
”What do mean,” says the bear.
”I’m not on drugs.”
”Yes, you are, that was the barbituate.”