Q: What is Michael Jackson’s favorite gospel song?
A: "And then he touched me"
I just bought a new car stereo… When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson’s found a way to stymie that L.A. search warrant:
He’s invited Lorena Bobbitt over.