Forty years later

A couple gets married.

Forty years later, they’re in the same hotel room they spent their honeymoon in. She takes off her clothes, lies down on the bed, spreads her legs … and he starts to cry.

She says, "What’s the matter?"

He says, "Forty years ago, I couldn’t wait to eat it, and now it looks like it can’t wait to eat ME!"

Gender Jokes