The Perfect Woman

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?

A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar.

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Nuclear fission
Blondes Interview
Got No Mail
Essex Girl
Mayday
Horror Movie Blonde
Frog Crossing
Flock Of Seagulls
Read slow
Green side up
Beware
Blonde takes bus
Really smart
Blonde Diet
Driving Sports Car
Blondes on Everest
Suicide
Blonde Prison Break
Blonde on Death Row
Blondes in heaven
Cheated Blonde
Blonde Buying a TV
Puzzling Puddle
In the desert
Jigsaw Puzzel
Mirror image
Magic merror
Best Salesman
Sending a message
The interview
The wild west
Young ventriloquist
Pulled over
50 Comments
Broke her arm
Bottom of a pool
Blondes like spaghetti
Sexually satisfied
Blondes and government
Blond and a brick
Belly button
Blonde at the computer
Pony Tails
Blonde quiz
The island
Medical terminology
Bank robbery
Blonde and wishes
50 reasons
Wronge way warning
Blonde like a tv
Bowling ball
Mosquito
Blonde secretary
The box of Cheerios
Definition of eternity
Re train
Blonde flying first class
Amuse a blonde
Confuse a blonde
Twenty blondes
Headphones for blonde
The Mail
Telling a blonde joke
Computer screen
Best for dinner
Keep a blonde busy
Blonde get pregnant
Blondes and traffic signs
Elvis and smart blondes
Bondes work seven days
Blonde climb up
Mating call of brunette
Blondes wear earmuffs
Run like Hell
Blondes like pianos
Window seat
Get blonde to marry
Busy all day
Bondes intelligence
Blondes mind
Blonde braincells
Headphones for Blondes
True Blonde
Blonde Flying
Blonde Driving
Rows of Corn
She was so blonde
Blonde Robbery
The Blonde
Blonde Detectives
Space Race
Blonde Hunter
Blonde Mailbox
Blonde Builder
Blonde Kidnapping
Blonde Repair Kit
Blonde Fish
Blonde Car
Blonde Exam
Blonde Farmer
Long Flight
Ice Fishing
51 Days
Blonde Alligator
Blondes on an Island
Blonde Cell Phone
Blonde in Snowstorm
Silly Blonde
You Big Tomato
XXX Blondes
Who Let The Blondes Out
Which Hole
Wearing Underwear
What Are Ya Chicken
What A Wheat
Swerve Blondes
Wavey Blonde
Waterlogged Blonde
Watch the Birdie
Wanted Dead Or Alive
Waitron Blonde
Video Blonde
Very Helpful Inventions
Vending Machine
Upside Down Blonde
Things About a Blonde
Two blondes are shopping
Two Blondes and Two Mice
Two Blondes and Lake
Nubile Cleavage
Three Girls Meet Fairy
Three Girls in Desert
Three Girls Go Camping
Three Blondes
Intellectually Deficient
Thermos and Blonde
The Wet and the Blonde
Top 6 Ways
The Perfect Woman
The Muffler
Midget Scopes
Burning Building
Blondes and Rocking Party
Blondes Special Order
Blondes Roadside Emergency
Blondes Pregnancy Scare
The Blonde Hostess
Blonde Flight Attendant
Blonde and Zipper
Blonde and Worm
Blonde and Jumper
Blonde And E-mail
Blonde and Doll
Blonde and Deodorant
Blonde and the Blinker
Blonde and Her Melons
The Blond Date
The Amputee Blonde
Testing Testing
TeleBlond
Taxed Blonde
Tardy Blonde
Tap Dancin
Tank Girl
Talking Blondes
Tag Team
Swim Meet
Sunroof
Suicide Attempt
Suicidal Blonde
Stupid Blonde
St Peter and blondes
Snowblonde
Smile if You
Smart Blonde
Sleeping Blonde
Shirt Words
Cncentrate
Taco Bell
She Is So Blonde
Great Headphone
Set Me On Fire
Seduction Made Easy
Say What Again
San Fran Blondes
Rocks and Blondes
Revenge of the Blondes
Relay Race
Real Blonde
Psychology Co ed
Pop Goes The Blonde
Poor Blonde
Pickup Truck
Petes Wicked Blonde Ale
Pet Zebra
Pea Brain
Pay Per Blonde
Paper Street
Apartments On Fire
One Eyed Blonde
Armed Blonde
Nouveau Riche Blonde
Not All Blondes Are Dumb
Dumb Blonde
Natural Blonde
Mirror Mirror
Milk
Microwave Cookery
Mary Lou
Mail Order Blonde
Loose Constructionists
Lightning Blonde
Life Saver
Leggy Blonde
Le Parfumerieyle Blonde
Laptop
Land Of Milk And Honey
Lake Wannaswimma
Knock Knock Blonde
Britney Spears
Like Voltron
Iron Phone
Iranians
Icy Blonde
Ice Hole
Confuse a blonde
Hungry Blonde
How Many Blonde Jokes
Confuse A Blonde
Homeward Blonde
Higher Larnin
On A Date
Heckle Me Harder
Hanging with Blondes
Handy Blondy
Gone Camping
God Smiles on Blondes
The Nine
Fly Away
Flighty Blonde
FLAT BLONDE
Flash Me
Five Days of Christmas
First Class Blondie
Fast Food Blondes
Science Fair
F A R M
Eternity
Dye Blonde Dye
Dumb Brunettes
Drunken Man
Step Out of the Car
Dim Bulb
Deer Tracks
Death Row
Cyber Blonde
Convenience Store
Confusing Blonde
Comfortable
Clear Blue Easy
Christmas Blondes
Cheerleading Tryouts
Castaway Gals
Captured Blonde
C section and Blonde
Bus Stop Blondes
Burnt Blonde Ears
Brunettes and God
Brunette Shopping
Brunette Meets Genie
Breadcrumbs in Toilet
Brain Cell
Blow in the Blondes
Blondog
Blondevision
Blondes Screwing
Blondes on a Rope
Blondes n Crayons
Making Kool Aid
Blondes Love Puzzles
Blondes in Sears
Blondes in Volkswagen
Blondes in Frying Pan
Blondes in Convertible
Blondes in a Box
Blondes Doing the Wave
Blondes at Sea
Blondes at Drive In
Blondes Are Whores
Blondes and Waterskiing
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Blondes and Pierced Ears
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Blondes and Butter
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Blondes and Bricks
Blondes and Basketball
Takin No Shorts
Blondes n Birth Control
Blonderrific Hair
Blonde Motor Works
Blondehole
Sweet n Low
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Infant Scale
Blonde and Foreplay
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Blonde and Bucket
Pregnant Woman
Blonde Redhead Parrot
Blonde Brunette Blonde
Blondes Vocabulary
Blondes Twinkle
Blondes Tricycle
Thoughts on the YMCA
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Helicopter Lessons
Blondes Finals
Fav Blonde Joke
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Drink and Think
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Blondes Air Conditioner
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Blonde With License
Blonde with Chickens
Blonde With Braces
Blonde Who Has it All
Blonde Welfare
Blonde vs Ratings System
Blonde vs Crime Rate
Blonde vs Ritz Cracker
Blonde Valedictorian
Blonde Trying to Eat
Blonde Testing Center
Blonde Test
Blonde Technology
Blonde Tag
Blonde Suicide
Blonde Submarine
Blonde State of Mind
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Blonde Smoker
Blonde Shower
Blonde Secretarys Memo
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Blonde Pregnancy
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Blonde Passenger
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Blonde Overdue
Blonde on the Run
Blonde on the Computer
Blonde on Socialism
Blonde on Fire
Blonde on Blonde 2
Blonde On Blonde
Blonde On a Ledge
Blonde On A Fence
Blonde Nurse
Blonde Multiple Orgasms
Blonde NASA Engineer
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Blonde lumberjack
Loses Sweet Job
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Blonde Lightning Storm
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Blonde License
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Blonde in Your Fridge
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Blonde in Freezer
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Blonde Bellybutton
Blonde Bedtime
Blonde Battallion
Blonde Basement
Blonde at the Doctors
Appliance Store
Blonde at Starbucks
Blonde Arrow
Blonde and Waitress
Blonde and Tracks
Bottle Cap
Blonde and Taxi
Blonde and shower caps
Rock n Roller
Blonde and Prawn
Blonde and Pizza
Blonde and Picture
Blonde and Missed Bus
Blonde and Lightbulb
License Plates
Blonde and House
Blonde and Halogen
Blonde and Goldfish
Blonde and Genie
Blonde and Elephants
Blonde and Drive Thru
Blonde and Dictionary
Blonde and Clock
Blonde and Calculator
Blonde and Brunette
Blonde and a Sock
Blonde and a Pig
Brunette on a Cliff
Blonde Ambition
Blonde Alumna
Blonde Two Coats
Blonde Transplant
Blonde Elmo Factory
Blonde Drowning
Blonde Detectives
Death in the Family
Blonde Contractor
Restroom Attendant
Bimbo Joke
Bigfoot and Blonde
Big Ben Blonde
Blonde Terrorist
Bartender
Barbie and Britney
I am Blonde
Banana Peel
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Bad Day Blondie
Bad Blondes
Autoblonde
Atlantic Coast
Ash Blonde
Artificial Intelligence
Another Saturday Night
Another Dumb Blonde
Alligator Shoes
Favorite Blonde Hijinx
Air Mattress
Air Head on a Beer
After You
Adventures in Disneyland
Adjustable Steering
A Side Order of Blondes
A Flaky Blonde
A Blonde with Earrings
A Blonde Party
Blonde Cell Death
Elevator Scene
Zit on a blondes ass
Young Blonde
Worse thing
Long and hard
Weight loss
Washing machine
Vroom screech
Virgin Mary not blonde
Upset with drivers license
Unmarried blonde
Ugly blonde mating call
Two nuns and blonde
Turn three blondes
Three prostitutes
Three blondes and chimp
Think about it blonde
Think about it blonde
Things in the air
The blondes and genie
The blonde who
Ten blondes
Bottom of pool
Blonde out for coffee
Swimming pool
State capitals
Smart blonde and Bigfoo
Skinny blonde
Skeet shooting
Shoot an arrow
Sexually promiscuous
Blonde and Jell-o
Seventy four to blonde
Screen door and blonde
San Francisco blondes
Redhead mating call
Prostitute and nymphomaniac
Blonde Brunette and Redhead
Plant dope
Pit bull and blonde
Perfect women
Perfect blonde
Pass driving test
Paralyzes blondes
One way street
One armed blonde
No more wave at BYU
No dumb brunettes
NASA hire blondes
Men like blonde jokes
Measure blondes IQ
Blondes intelligence
Maximum speed
Make a blonde laugh
Look into blondes eyes
Long string on tampons
Lipstick on steering wheel
Blonde and Ferrari
Legal to shoot blonde
Killing a Blonde
Kill a blonde
Keep blonde in suspense
Irritaing part of blonde
Indiana and a blonde
Important question
How to hug
Brainwash a blonde
Hooker and four blondes
Gross ignorance
Green lipstick on blondes
Blonde passenger
Going to screw blonde
God created blondes
Girls at the bar
Get into blondes pants
Get a blondes eyes
Get a blonde to marry
Get blonde pregnant
Get a blonde pregnant
Fridge and a blonde
Four blondes in a VW
Fly inside blondes head
Five miles long
Blonde does after sex
First thing blonde does
Fifteen blondes in circle
Fax sent from a blonde
Failed blonde prostitute
Fail drivers license
Dumb and smart blonde
Drown a blonde
Drive a blonde crazy
Drink for a blonde
Deaf blonde
Darren Millane
Cross blonde with lawyer
Crazy hockey player
Cop stops blonde
Cooling off in milk
Confuse a blonde
Confucious say
Clear wall
Clean restrooms
Change a blondes mind
Butter and a blonde
Bush sends blondes to Iraq
Brunnete have half brain
Brunettes take the pill
Brunette used to be
Brunettes mating call 2
Brunettes mating call
Brunette with a blonde
Brunette on train tracks
Brunette and three blondes
Brunette and blonde walking
Brunetts mating call 3
Brown red black and blue
Blow in a blondes ear
More brains than cows
Seven days
Square boobs
PMS and infections
Holes on their faces
Hair up
Blondes wear tampons
Shoulder pads 2
Shoulder pads
Wash hair in sink
Blondes using bandwidth
Screw the Bengals team
Blondes take the pill
Blondes take a lickin
Blondes playing tag
Hide and seek
Blondes pirece ears
Blondes on the ground
Good pharmacists
Blondes meets relatives
Choc chip cookes
Blondes make a circuit
Blondes like tilt steering
Blondes like their eggs
Blondes like lightning
Blondes like cornflakes
Blondes legs
Blondes in the desert
Blondes in a freezer
Blondes hurt by words
Blondes have vaginas
blonde and lunch boxes
Blondes have periods
Blondes have orgasms
Blondes have more fun 2
Blondes have more fun
Blondes have legs
Dimple and flat forehead
Big bellybuttons
Blondes hair in ponytail
Good blowjobs
Hard to marry
Blondes favourite wine
Favourite rock group
Favourite potato chip
Blondes drive VWs
Blondes drive BMWs
Blondes and vibrators
Blondes dont talk
Making kool aid
Blondes dont call 911
Blondes die before help
Blondes changing lightbulb
Blondes cant be ranchers
Blondes can catch cold
Blondes breast feed
Blondes and underwear
Bowling ball and blonde
Blondes and tracks
Blondes and sunroofs
Blondes and spaghetti
Blondes and recipes
Blondes and pickles
Blondes and lightbulbs 2
Blondes and lightbulbs
Blondes and Jello
Blondes and hoop earings
Blondes and GST
Blondes and cow pats
Blondes and blinkers
Blondes and bananas
African men
Brunette absailing
Turn to bring coffee
Blondes speech impediment
Blondes shoes
Blondes shirts
Blondes nursery rhyme
Blondes new computer
Blondes mum advice
Blondes multiple orgasms
Blondes love handles
Idea of safe sex
Blondes guts
Blondes first child
Blondes favoutire battery
Gas staion part
Blondes dress
Blondes coffins
Blondes cheer
Blondes brain size
Blondes boyfriend
Blondes bad day
Blonde writes mysteries
Number eleven
Blonde wont give in
Blonde without asshole
Zip code tattooed
Two braincells
Blonde with tire marks
Blonde with sugar
Intelligence
No arms or legs
Blonde with half brain
Hair died brunette
ESP and PMS
Blonde with condoms
Blonde with coat hanger
Blonde with briefcase
Blonde with Alzheimers
Blonde with sore navel
Blonds runny nose
Blonde with a pig
Blonde with a dollar
Blonde wife trouble
Blonde wearing sunglasses
Blonde wearing pantyhose
Thunder storm
Blonde waitress
Blonde veternarian
Blonde using computer 2
Blonde using computer
Blonde twins
Blonde turns light on
Blonde transportation
Blonde track team
Blonde touching her toes
Blonde tip toes
Blonde and hand grenade
Blonde thrown off
Blonde scales a wall
Blonde thinks
Blonde tap dancer
Blonde and idiots
Blonde stranded
Blonde stopped pill
Blonde steals police car
Blonde stayed up all night
Blonde and orange juice
Blonde smile at marriage
Blonde skydiver
Blonde sexual active
Blonde scale
Blonde in the morning
Blonde and physicist
Blonde restaurant
Blonde reaches orgasm
Blonde raking leaves
Behind her ears
Blonde puntucate
Blonde psychic
Blonde pizza
Blonde part their hair
Blonde owl
Blonde opening a bar
Blonde on period
Blonde on her A C T
Blonde on a plane
Blonde not in bed
Blonde move
Blonde mother in law
Blonde moonwalk
Blonde mating call
Blonde man and wife
Choc chip cookies
Blonde like railroad tracks
Old washing machine
Blonde like a turtle
Blonde like postage stamp
Blonde like a frying pan
Blonde like a door knob
Blonde lesbian 2
Blonde lesbian
Blonde landscaper
Blonde knocks
Blonde kills a fish
Blonde kills a bird
Blonde keeps ice cubes
Blonde jokes short
Blonde interpret 6.9
Blonde insists on condom
Blonde in desert
Blonde in tears
Blonde in hot tub
Blonde in heaven
Blonde in an office
Blonde in an institution
Blonde in a porno shop
Blonde holding her ears
Blonde hold her liquor
Blonde high-5
Blonde heard accidents
Blonde has a vibrator
Blonde gymnasts
Blonde goto Norway
Blonde got her period
Blonde got fired
Blonde good cook
Blonde going to Disneyland
Blonde giving birth
Blonde girls have trouble
Blonde gets mail
Blonde gets deodorant
Blonde gets condoms
Blonde gardeners
Blonde foreplay 2
Blonde foreplay
Blonde for dinner
Blonde failed driving test
Blonde elevator jobs
Blonde driving
Blonde drive into a ditch
Blonde die drinking milk
Blonde and window seat 2
Blonde and window seat
Blonde dating
Blonde customer
Blonde cross the road
Blonde coyote
Blonde couple frozen
Blonde commits sucicide
Blonde changes diapers
Blonde calls welfare office
Blonde called twinkie
Blonde burned her nose
Blonde break her leg
Blonde braincells
Blonde brain surgery
Blonde blowing up car
Blonds blowing
Blonde between two brunettes
Blonde belly button
Blonde behind steering wheel
Blonde been picked up
Blonde been in refrigerator
Blonde Bank Job
Blonde at car wash
Blonde and your job
Blonde and their arseholes
Blonde and The Titanic
Blonde and the Panama Canal
Blonde and the Grand Old Duke
Blonde and telephone
Blonde and President Gorbachev 2
Blonde and Presdient Gorbachev
Blonde and moped
Blonde and instant lottery
Blonde and her typewriter
Blonde and her thoughts
Blonde and her jigsaw
Blonde and garbage
Blonde and cheerios
Blonde and brunette talking
Blonde and ironing board
Blonde and inflatable doll
Blonde and trampoline
Blonde and a toothbrush
Blonde and a toilet
Blonde and supermarket trolley
Blonde and a rooster
Blonde and refrigerator
Blonde and a Porsche
Blonde and phone booth
Blonde and a pet zebra
Blonde and a mosquito
Blonde and a limo
Blonde and a headlamp
After blondes comb
Blonde and a Harley
Blonde and a guy
Blonde and a gorilla
Blonde and a demon
Blonde and computer 2
Blonde and computer
Blonde and broom closet
Blonde and a bowling ball
Blonde and a beer bottle
Blonde and a 747 2
Blonde and a 747
Black and fuzzy
Best blonde secretary
Bermuda Triangle and blondes
Basement full of blondes
Angry blonde
Amuse a blonde
A smart blonde
Fly Away
Comfortable
Bigfoot and Blonde
Alligator Shoes
Blondes Brain At Work
Blonde Stewardess