Brunette used to be

A brunette goes into a doctor’s office:

Brunette: Doctor, I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

Doctor: Well, tell me your symptoms.

Brunette: Well, everything hurts. When I touch my nose it hurts (touching nose), when I touch my leg it hurts (touching leg), when I touch my arm it hurts (touching arm), it just hurts everywhere!

Doctor: Did you used to be a blonde?

Brunette: Why yes!

Doctor: Your finger’s broken.

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