A blonde lady went to see a doctor about her weight and the doctor said
"If you run 30 miles for 300 days you will have lost a lot of weight".
Three hundred days later, she rings up the doctor and says
"I have lost a lot of weight your treatment worked. But there’s one little problem!"
"Whats that?" the doctor asked.
Th blonde says, "I’m 9000 miles out of town".