Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where there was nothing around for miles but wheatfields.
One blonde says, “Look over there!â€
There was another blonde wearing scuba gear and acting like she was swimming through the wheat.
The other blonde says, “Look over there!†where there was still another blonde in a boat.
The blonde driving said, “It’s people like that that give us blondes a bad name.â€
The other blonde said, “Yeah! And if I knew how to swim I’d go out there and beat the crap out of them!â€