A brunette goes into a doctor’s office:
Brunette: Doctor, I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
Doctor: Well, tell me your symptoms.
Brunette: Well, everything hurts. When I touch my nose it hurts (touching nose), when I touch my leg it hurts (touching leg), when I touch my arm it hurts (touching arm), it just hurts everywhere!
Doctor: Did you used to be a blonde?
Brunette: Why yes!
Doctor: Your finger’s broken.