An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: "It’s O.K. I’m a paramedic and I’m going to ask you some questions"
Girl: "O.K."
Medic: "What’s your name"
Girl: "Sharon"
Medic: "O.K. Sharon, is this your car?"
Sharon: "Yes"
Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon: "Romford, mate"