An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker.
The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!"
He can’t quite remember what the word means, but he’s sure he’s pleased the hooker to best of his ability.
The next morning, he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner when he makes a hole-in-one.
Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and he can’t think anything to say but "HOSHIMOTA!" Concerned, his partner turns to him
"What do you mean it’s in the wrong hole?"