Two hunters are out on a long day in the forest, when one of them has to take a dump.
Go in the bushes," says the other hunter.
"But what’ll I use to wipe with?"
"Use a dollar bill. That’s what I do."
So the other hunter goes into the bushes, and comes back with crap all over his hands.
"What happened?" asks his friend.
"I didn’t have a dollar bill so I used four quarters."