One morning, a foursome of men were waiting at the men’s tee, while another foursome of ladies were hitting from the ladies’ tee.
The ladies were really taking their sweet time. Finally, when the last woman was ready to hit the ball, she hacked it about ten feet, then went over to the ball and hacked it another ten feet or so.
She looked up at the men, who are watching, and said apologetically, "I guess all those f***ing lessons I took this winter didn’t help."
One of the men immediately replied, "Now, you see that is your problem. You should have taken ‘golf lessons’ instead."