Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them.
One man said: "I’ll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up."
When he returned he said: "I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress."
The second man said: "I’ll walk up to them and hurry them up."
He came back and said: " We both have the same problem.â€