George Gobel

Q. True or False – A pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: "Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes."

Animal Jokes

Fido
Diplomas
Old West
This dog
Make Like A Frog
Big Fingers
Dam
Tame Rabbit
Unique Rabbit
French tramps
Mummy-Fied
Mummy-Fied
Get divorced
An in-car-nation
Trom-BONE
Piano playing dog
Old goats
A Centipede
The Cow Say
On Catching Cows
The Cat Miracle Diet
Only animal with
You Seen My Dog
Note From The Dog
Talking Dog for Sale
Horseback Riding
5 plus 5 pigs
5 plus 5 pigs
Dog Letters To God
George Gobel
200 bucks
A dog cat and penis
Mating Elephants
Break free
Two women
Junior
Borrow the Car
Play Monkey In The Tree
A Horse Of Course
Fun Pool Activities
Taliban Poetic Justice
Country Politics
Two women
Michael talks about sex
A little horse
A centipede
Haunted chicken
Looks like
Friday
Baby reindeer
Find reindeer
Shortest legs
At the beach
Legs be
Wear black boots
A slow reindeer fast
Wear fur coats
Like a gossip
This one
Men Need Most
Date Rape Drug
Pet Shop
Alimony hearing
Jokes are funny
Yo Mamas Curb
Free bread
Cigarette
Birth certificate
Tarzan
Hot Dogs
Yo Mamas So Fat Butt
Yo Mamas So Fat 45
Yo Mamas So Fat 26
International Dateline
A man in local bar
Old Man and Sea
Little guy in bar 2
Little guy in bar
Embarrassing Situations
Bear walks to bar
A guy in a bar 3
A blind man
Exasperated dragon
Grog at liabrary
Anteaters so healthy
One caterpillar
Blind deer
Dog with no legs
Why did chicken
Elephant and ant
Two monkeys
A woodpecker
A frog in bank
Chicken cross road 2
Baby polar bear
Indian squaws
The sales person
Chicken to turkey
Mullah
13 bunnies
Two cats
Tummingbirds
Ape run around
Dog on sand paper
A hungry lion
Bankrupt frog
Frogs so happy
How many ducks
Mama bear
Rabbits and foxes
Two little skunks
A dog and A cat
Two robins 3
A frog and cat
A lonely frog
Skunk at church
Two cats
Cats and Dogs
two cows in paddock
Dog tapped
Two cows in Britain
Skeleton and dog
Mother rabbit and bunny
Porpoises
Seagulls
Snake turtle centipede
A tortoise
Flea and fly
Tear along
Snails ride
Two little skunks
A story by giraffe
Three pigs
A cop and penguins
Duck flies upside down
Cows go on Fridays
Two robins 2
A male crab
Erica and parrot
Dalmatian
Leg of lamb
Hound dog and dalmation
A man wrote letter
Three male dogs
A famous art collector
A couple of pigeons
Top 10 Signs
Game of soccer
Little snail
Baby mouse and bat
A cat goes to Heaven
A wooman and parrot
Snail and turtle
Two Elephants
Two Robbins
Cow wear a bell
Doctor doctor
Turtle so shiny
Turtle cross the road
A boy frog and Psychic
Piggies in bar
Frightened skunk
Things to remember
Duck food
Snails at party
Mother and father rabbit
Lion and Eagle
Snake Cock Cat Centipede
Poor Gamblers
Man and Horse
Pet shop
Top Ten Differences
Two Bats
Checken in Library
The warthog
Three mice
The animals
Two retired racehorses
Two monkeys
A frog into bank
Duck and Baker
A guy found penguin
A man and snail
Elephants have flat feet
Ducks and Elephants
Businessman and stewardess
The difference
Got some monkeys
My dog is crossed eyed
A man was driving
A lady
A magician
A male frog goes
A Texas rancher
Two Cows
The National Game
The Smartest Dog Ever
Female seeks
Man worked in cruise liner
New job
Huge bear
Handsome male dogs
The Cat
Out for the evening
Wishes
Dog and Cat
Mr Marlow
A champion jockey
Chicken cross the road
Give a cat a pill
Apply at the zoo
The fisherman
The parrot
Dracula
Man
Non Conferming Sparrow
Pennies Enlargment
Sexual Relief
Thirsty for Blood
The new bull
I am a Chicken
Monkey and Pig
Dog goes to Movie
I am so Hard
My Dog Can Talk
Talent Scout
Jesus can see you
Three wishe
A snail got mugged
Serve Chicken
Elephant in refrigerator 3
Elephant in refrigerator 2
Elephant in refrigerator
Porcupines make love
Long trunks
Use for tampons
Use for vibrators
Sleeping with patients
Athist and Bear
The Bear
Panda in a bar
Bunny and Snake
Dog Seat
Hunting Flies
Ranch of his dreams
Horse and BMW
Busy Bulls
The captains parrot
Things to learn from dogs
Study of Dogs
Bar Monkey
Face to Face
Cats over a dog
The Dogs of Work
Pervert cross the road
Colonel Saunders
Moved to Florida
Koala
70 mph
Acid bath
A frying pan
A lickalottapuss
A megasorearse
Half a dog
Very dangerous
One Smart Dog
Study of Cats
The best dinner
Koala and Prostitute
THE MAGIC FROG
Cat Commandments
Dog Named Sex
Parrots and Prayer
Venomous Snake
Zebra Definition
You are So Ugly
You are So Fat
You So Dumb
Deer
Bambi
Filthy Parrot
To Oil Animals
Teach An Old Cat
Put Him Together
Elephants Bond
Wok a doo
Wizard of Toad
That Dog
Which Way
Cats Are Like Men
When Beasts Speak
Like A Parrot
Exactly Are Cats
The Difference
Whats Purple
What Sex is Polly
What Came First
Whale Hijinx
Wetreating Wabbits
Water On The Inside
Walruses And Tupperware
Doggie Wonderland
Wailing Whale
Virgin Wool
Vet
Two Little Snakes
Two Mice
Two Blondes and Camel
Minor Tragedy
Turtle Crossing
Turkey Rhythm
Turkey Crosses the Road
Traveling on Friday
Trapped Inside a Whale
Polar Bear
Get Together
Throwing Stuff
Three Legged Dog
Three Nuns and Parrot
Three Little Pigs
Three Little Ducks
Three Dumb Hunters
This Little Piggy
Train Soldier Poodle
Three Little Pigs
The Three Holes
The Smartest Dog Ever
The Smartest Dog Ever
Scottie Dog
Scientist and Frog
The Rabbit and Bear
The Praying Parrot
Pig with the Wooden Leg
The Pheasant
The Penguin
The Other Side
The Octo cow
The Naked Truth
Mystery of Humming Bees
Magician and Parrot 2
Magician and Parrot
The Lyin King
The Little Fire Engine
Lion and Turkey
Law of the Jungle
Indecisive Chicken
The Hamster Show
The Golden Mug
Beast of Burden
Engineer and Frog
Duck and Condom
The Dead Dog
Day Owl and Night Cat
The Creation of Man
The Cowboy and Horse
Classic Joke
The Christmas Parrot
Chicken and Horse
The Brass Rat
The Blonde Fox
Birds and Bees
The Ant
That Darn Cat
Thanksgiving Turkey
Termite Fun
Ten Cows
Tatonka Redux
Tarzan King
Tarzan
Stupid Birds
Stumpy Legged
Statue Fantasy
Squirrel Kickin Back
Sons Devoted to Mom
Something Men
Some Things
Snake Bite
Snail Shanghai
Daytona Tracks
Snail Charity
Smart Fish
Skunked Again
Skunk Punk
Skunk
Skipped Church Lately
Shooting an Elephant
Shepherd To Shepherd
Shaggy Duck Story
Seagulls Final Resting Place
Safe Elephant Sex
Roosters vs Lawyers
Rooster Plays B ball
Rooster
Rooster Crossing
Rodeo
Rocket Science
Robins in My Yard
Roadkill Logic
Return the Dog
Respecting the First Lady
Regular Toad
Raven and Dog
Racoon Joke
Rabid Dogs are Useful
Punk n Parrot
Porcupine vs Ferrarri
Pop a Cap
You are a dog
Polygon
Like Peas
Polar Bears
Planet of the Apes
Pillar Of The Community
Pig ipede
Pig
Pig In Summer
Pig In A Bar
Penguins Go to the Zoo
Penguin Delivery Service
Penguin and Mechanic
Parrot Talk
Panda Bear
Osamas Spawn
Osamas Ride
Worst Jokes
Chicken Road Reasons
Ode to a Glow Worm
Octopus
Obnoxious Parrot
Try This Again
No Legged Dog
National Bird
Nasty Eskimo
Name That Animal
Naked Man
My Pig Belle
My Dog
Mrs Andrews
Mr Bear and Mr Rabbit
Mouse Hole
Mounted Cop
Moron
Moof
Monkey Programmers
Monkey in a Tree
Mommy Mommy
Mommy and Daddy
Mom and Dad
Mixed Breed
Millionaires Party
Mighty Mouse
Meals on Wheels
Math Dog
Little Lamb
Marsupial Mirth
Make a Sentence
Mad Dog
Mad Cow
Love Stinks
Lonely Fishermen
Little Nancys Pet
Lion Tiger Lawyer
Call a Fish
Lightbulb Mice
Lice nse to Ill
Play Monkey
Legless Poodle
Leek Limerick
Lawyer vs Water Fowl
Lawyer and Vulture
Knock Knock Roxanne
Knock knock cows
Kitty Treat
Keep It In Your Pants
Kangaroo Sleepovers
Kangaroo Leap Year
Kangaphant
Jesus Is Gonna
Jam out
Difficult To Marry
Insulting Parrot
Instant Cow Attraction
Inky Pig
Indian Promiscuity
Have a Puppy
I Like Monkeys
I Guess Thats Fair
Nerd Season
Huh
How To Clean A Cat
Catch an Elephant
How To Bathe A Cat
How Do You Catch
Catch a Squirrel
Horny Toad
Holy Moley
Piggg Piggy
Chicken Chicken
Help
Hedgehog Giraffe
Harry Potter Quiz
Guy With Frog
Gum Crossing
Grizzly Bear Warning
Grasshopper Biology
Got Any Grapes
Gorilla Removal
Gorilla Language
Gorilla Boogies
Goose Hunting
Gone With The Schwinn
Goathead
Get Him Off
Get Away
Genetic Manipulation
Froggy Woes
Frogs Dream
Frog on Ladys Head
Frog Crossing Road
Four Men and Dogs
The Difference
Two Blondes and Camel
The Blonde Fox
Return the Dog
Try This Again
Horseback Riding
The Brass Rat
Roosters vs Lawyers
Lawyer and Vulture
Bunny and Snake
The Hamster Show
Pig In A Bar
Ford HippoVan
Did you get it
People with Time
Football Fan To The Rescue
Fly vs Mosquito
Flies Have Wings
Fleas
Fish TV
Fish Smoking
Fish says
Fish On The Wall
Father Murphys Donkey
Fairy Tale For Our Times
Energizer Bunny
Elephants Beavers and Jungle
Elephantitis
Cherry Tree
Elephant Time
Elephant Physiology
Elephants and Marshmallows
Elephant Innuendo
Elephant Farts vs Saloon
Elephant and Rhino
Elephant and Prostitute
Elephant and Man
Eagles and Weasels
The Last Place
Computers and America
Opps of the week
What about accomplice
Insult to Injury
Dumb Crooks Roundup
Duckes or Plucks
Ducks and Elephants
Dragging Their Feet
Double Parked Frog
Donkeys Quixotic Journey
Donkeys at Christmas
Got Milk
Dogs Take Their Licks
Doggone It
Dog vs. Fox
Dog Train
Dog Fishin
Dog Days
Dog Crossing
Doe in the Woods
Dinosaur St
Dino Rific
Dead Dog
Dead Ant
Dangerous Squirrels
Cutest Baby Chicks Ever
Curious George
Crossbred Dogs
Cross Breeding
Cow Riddle
Cow Reflexes
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
Cow or Tractor
Cow Fun
Cow Bells
Cow at Cranberry Cove
Cow and Her Apples
Cock O The Walk
Closed Bulls Eyes
Clinton Hijinx
Chicken Underwear
Chicken on Football Field
Chicken Joke Dirty
Chicken in the Road
Chicken Engineering
Chicken Crossfire
Chicken aint chicken
Charging Elephant
Centipede and Parrot
Cats Now And Forever
Catching Rabbits
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
Cat in the Way
Cat Hospital
Carrots
C ing I Dog
Bunnies and Carrots
Bulldog Shih tzu
Bull Grapevine
Brutus Last Stand
Broken Cage
Bozos Big Beautiful Ass
Bovine Hijinx
Blind Bunny and Blind Snake
Birds Fly
Bird vs Fly
Big Noses
Bells on Cows
Beethovens Chicken
Bees Pees
Beer Nuts vs Deer Nuts
Bear on a Rampage
Bear and Rabbit
Bear and Dee
Barnyard Poem
A man and giraff
Baptism Is Not
Bah Ram Ewe
Ants In Yer Pants
Another Chicken Road
Animals in the Fridge
Animal Wackiness
Amishamed Of Myself
Afghani Fowl
A Ton of Pinching
A Real Watch Dog
Intelligent Dog
Two Tigers
The Camels
The Hole
The Famous Pig
Bad Parrot
Putting the cat out
Bear Chase
The Parrot
Out with the dogs
Fast Chicken
The Dog
The Vicious Dog
Detergent
The Grizzly Bear
Talking Parrot
The Sick Dog
The Farmers
The Racehorses
The Art Collector
Diary of a cat
Dangerous Parrot
The Elderly Snake
25 Things Cat Lovers Know
Giraffe with a stiff neck
Grey yellow grey yellow
Weather in the arctic
Two sheep in a field
Two parrots on perch
Two legs and
Two goats at movie studio
Two fish in a tank
Third monkey fall out
Second monkey fall out
Seasick elephant
Seagulls live by the sea
Seagulls have wings
Royal rabbit
Rabbits shiny nose
Rabbit in a butchers shop
No legged dog
Monkey fall out of tree
Mice balls
Man with frog on head
Lion playing poker
Elephant and dangerous
Kill an elephant
Kill a yellow elephant
Kill a red elephant
Kill a purple elephant
Kill a pink elephant
Kill a green elephant
Kill a blue elephant
Grey and white on inside 2
Grey and white on inside
Grey and not there
Get down from an elephant
Frogs favourite drink
Frog parked illegally
Frog on the psychic hotline
Fourth monkey fall out of tree
Four hundred pound parrot
Flying elephant
Elephants painted toenails
Fly without wings or legs
Fly without wings
Elephants in a car
Elephants drink
Elephants come from
Elephants are wrinkly
Elephant with broken toe
Elephant with a machine gun
Elephant wearing a pink earmuffs
Elephant wear pink tennis shoes
Elephant under your bed
Elephant or grape
Elephant on marshmallow
Elephant in fridge
Elephant in bed
Elephant hunting
Elephant hide in the jungle
Elephant fly
Elephant fall out of tree
Elephant fall
Elephant crossed with Rhino
Elephant big and grey
Elephant at the psychiatrists
Elephant at the dentist
Elephant and the naked man
Duck popster
Drunk rabbit
Elephant and Greek grandmother
Dead Monkey
Chinese man and a parrot
Cat go woof
Bear without Ears
Bear and rabbit
Bald eagle
As big as an elephant
Penguin walks into bar
Baby polar bear
Vampire Bat Joke
The Hunting Dog
Living with the Wolf Man
Monkey Organization
Wittle Wabbit
The Other Side
Lion Tamer
Dog Watch