A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting.
This was Joe’s first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead.
Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream.
He ran back and asked Joe what had happened.
Joe said
“There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.â€
“So then what did make you scream,†Bob asked, exasperated.
“Well,†Joe continued,
“two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, ‘Should we take them home or eat ’em now?’â€