Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a booth.
Eventually, he and another man got into an argument about whose dog could whoop the other dog.
The man said, "Let’s have a fight out back.”
”Okay” said the other.
When they got their dogs, one man opened a case and brought out a 12 inch long yellow dog.
That dog proceeded to kill every other dog in town.
When one man asked, ”Where did you get that dog?” the man said, ”Well, before I cut its tail off and painted it yellow, it was an alligator."