Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths.
The first mouse says "Mouse traps, Ha! I do pushups with the bar".
The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket, swallows it, and says with a grin "D-Con Rat Poison".
The third mouse finishes his drink, slams his glass on the table and starts to leave.
The first mouse says, "Where do you think you’re going?â€
"Time to go home and chase the catâ€