A man comes home to his wife, and he is chuckling. His wife asks him what is so funny.
””A limerick I heard today at work. But I can”t tell you,”” he says. ””It”s too dirty.””
””Don”t worry, I”ve heard them all,”” she replies.
””I really can”t, it”s the dirtiest limerick that I have ever heard!””
””OK,”” his wife says. ””How about you tell it, but substitute the word ”beep” in the place of the really dirty words.””
””Fine,”” he says. ””Here goes: Beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep beep, beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep beep. Beep-beep beep beep beep, beep-beep beep beep beep, beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep.