Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife’s side. ”Sleep now, its all right,” he told her.
But she kept trying to sit up and said, ”Honey, I really need to tell you something.”
Finally Jake let her get it off her chest.
”Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father.”
”Don’t worry about it,” Jake said, ”I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?”