Male Masturbation

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"I’m gonna to go hit the sack!"

Dirty Jokes

Short Dirty Jokes
Dirty Joke Of The Day
Adult Joke Of The Day
Adult Dirty Jokes About Sex
Short Dirty Jokes
Nigger Sex Jokes
Super Dirty Blonde Jokes
Urinate
Dick into a vice
I want to suck you
Four old ladies
Dial a Condom
Meanings
Action tonight
Big dick contest
Workmen at Covent
All over in 4 minutes
Statue of naked man
Asleep on beach
3 times a week
Wife in bed
Dead pussy
Sex before race
Country Style Romancing
Toilet seats stolen
Hole in ladies
Doggie Breath
Liars Club
Adult Joke
You Have Grown Up
Tender My Resignation
Tender My Resignation
Men Stand When They Pee
This beautiful woman
Women and tornadoes
Honeymoon room
Lesbians in a Canoe
A Piece of Ass
20 Types
Sick Days
Sick Days
Dirty sounding legal terms
Prostitutes wear knickers
Prostitutes wear earrings
Prostitutes use condoms
Viagra medicines version
Viagra in the canal
Viagra guidelines
Eye Drops
Viagra eye drops
Viagra computer virus
Viagra Chapstik
Viagra and Rogaine
Viagra and Prozac
Viagra and iron supplements
Viagra and exotic dancers
Viagra and an ugly girl
Viagra and Allegra
Using Viagra
Stolen Viagra
Snake on Viagra
Overdose on Viagra
Kid who took Viagra
Keep the old men
Honeymoon location
Carelessly administered
Waste Viagra
Three gay men in
Separate men from boys
Queel legal proceedings
New cereal
Microwave and a gay man
Homosexuals
Homosexual in a bar
Guy walks into a bar
Gay truckers
Gay sperm
Gay necrophiliacs
Gay men have a baby
Gay Magician
Gay Irishmen
Gay dinosaur
Gay church
Favourite gay pickup line
Urinate
20 Types
Your teeth
Your Profession
Your Place or His
Yard Work Sign Language
Working Relationship
Words From Women
Womens Bits
Dog Poop
Pool Tables
Witchy Women
Widows98
God Created Man
To Be a Millionaire
Who is Marylou
You Twurk
The cat is away
Your Girlfriend Too Fat
Your Poison
Worse
Rough and Hairy
Sex is Polly
What Has 100 Teeth
What do a lawyer
What Didja Learn
Whack Off
Weiner Eater
Wedding Night Pranks
Wedding Night
Talking Small
Watch and Learn
Incredibly Harmful Virus
Tupperware
Wallet and Genitals
Viva Las Vegas
Vibrators and Soybeans
Viagra Pot
Viagra Eyedrops
Viagra Death
500 bottles
Vaseline Knob
Vandal Scandal
Valentine Gift Test
Use Your Pituitary
Upholding the Cloth
Unlikely
Two Sperm
Burning Rubber
Two Old Ladies
Dem Dere Lesbians
Two Hookers
Two Black Eyes
Twelve Inch Pianist
Turtle Sexuality
Turner Brown
Toy Cars And Breastices
Topless Sunbather
Toe Curl
Tire vs Condoms
Tiny Headed Man
Tickle These Elmo
Tick Tick
Three Stupid Wives
Three nuns die
Three Hellos
Three Gay Men
Three Drunk Men
Three Couples
Little Piggy
Just Fallin Off
People Like Snow People
The Moth Pit
Wrinkled Nightgown
The Wonder Bra
The Vampire
Three Ugly Ducklings
The Three Nuns
Three Holes
The Skeleton
The Seven Dwarfs
The Rich Lady
The Raffle
The Proxy Father
The Paperboy
The Painter
The Offspring
The Newlywed Game
The New 69
The Model Lodger
Man With No Voice
Lady and the Facelift
The Inherent Hilarity
First Cut
The Horny Guy
The Gynecologists Glasses
Great Wiener Caper
The Golden Fiddle
The Facts of Life
The Eyes Have It
The Eternal Optimist
The Engineer
The Dynamite Kid
The Doctors Convention
The Dirty Wife
The Devout
The Dentist
The Confessional
Medical Problem
Businessmans Lucky Seat
The Blind Man
The Birds The Bees
The Birds and the Bees
The Bill Clinton Sale
The Archaeologists Wife
The Annual CheckUp
The Ages of Man
Womans Job
Only Difference
Flying With Us
Test Tube Baby
Tennis Balls
Ten Cents
Teaching A Buncha
Tasty tasty fat
Take It Like A Man
Surprise Package
Sunroof You
Stumped Doc
Student Nurse
Stuck in the middle
Strict Sex Schedule
Streakers and Strokers
Stop Tailgating
Stoopit Pickup Lines
Stick of Dynamite
Squirrel Kickin
Squeaky Clean
Sports and Virility
Spermally Speaking
Speaking Womenese
Soyburger vs dildo
Sorortiy sister
Something Borrowed
Some Things You Just
Soapy Sales
So you want to marry
Snowmen and Snowwomen
Snow Off White
Snow Body Knows
Snow
Sneezy
Snakeskin Punny
Snack Food
Smurf and Turf
Smoking Problems
Smokin Dope
Smart Bomb
Small Things
Slippery Doorknob
Sliding Doors
Sleeping Squirrel
Sleep Now
Skittles
Under The Sheets
Sin and Shame
Silent Bunny Humping
Sign On The Brothel
Shree Hill
Shoplifting
Shop At WalRusMart
Shekshy Legsh
Sheep Soup
Shave and a Hair Cut
SF Pregnancy Rate
Sexually Exhausted Jock
Sexual Olympics
Sexual Confessional
Sex Obsessed Blonde
Sex Relatively Speaking
Sex Over Easy
Sex Math 101
Sex In Advertising
Sex Contract
Sex Before Communion
Sex and The Country
Sex and Dieting
Sex and class
Sex and Bridge
Sex and Air
Sex Advice
Dwarves On A Bus
Sensitive Men
Seek and Ye Shall
Seeking the Sightless
Seasick
Screwed For Sure
Scratch Those Thangs
Satisfaction
Saran Wrap
Naughty List
A New One
SAG Meeting
Grandparent to Teen
Sans Rubber Suits
The Right Way
Roy the Rooster
Rosebud
Rooster Prozac
Declining Years
Ronald McDonald
Roman Warrior
Rogaine and Viagra
River Deep
Reverend
Rent
Ghost Story
Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon
Red Ball Express
Radical Procedure
Rabbit Breakout
Quickie
Sex Change
Pumpkin Pumper
Psychology Class
Proverbs
Prostitiutes Friends
Professor of Logic
Priests and Christmas Trees
Presidential surprise
Pregnant Tree
Powder
Pow Wow Ow
Pothead Shopper
Potatoes Hotatoes
Porcupines
Poor Old Man
Pool
Poker
Pleasure vs Disgrace
Doctor and Little Girl
Playing Doctor
Pinocchio and Raggedy
Pigskin Pro
Pig Farmer
Pickles Mating
Pickled Bread
Pickle Slicer
Pharmacy Robbery
Pharmacist Phun
Perry Coma
Perfumed Blonde
Perfect Penis
Perfect Fit
Peopling The Earth
Penguin and The Mechanic
Pee On A Ferrari
Peckers
Peanut In Your Ear
Paying the Price
Parsley
Parrot Prostitutes
Never Neverland
Orgasm-isms
Optimistic Jack
Ooooh vs Ahhhh
One Good Deed
Hunter was walking
Oldest Couple Ever
Old People
Old Man and his Babies
Old Lady Shakes
The Flasher
Old Granny and Dog
Oh My God
Octogenarian Barroom Chat
Occupy This
Nursing Home
Nursery Crimes
Nuns Should Beware
Nuns on the Run
Nudist Colony
The Living Dead
Newlyweds
New Baby
National Pastime
Man on the Run
My Blonde Is Broken
Murder Mystery Porn
Mountain Bike
Morning at White House
Mopeds and Fat Ladies
Moon Talking
Their Snooping
Mommy Almost Died
Moms Sponge
Miss Piggys Addition
Military Service
Midgets Rock Las Vegas
Middle East Policy
Microsoftie
Mick Jagger
Mens English
Men With Hair
Men Two Hobbies
Men and Women FAQ
Men and Computers
Men and Carpet
Mechanics Lube
Mathematics
Material Lust
MasterCard For Men
Masochism Tango
Marias Vida Loca
Are You Trained
Man Of The House
Man Catches Crocodile
Man and Pharmacist
Mama mia
Male Translations
Male Masturbation
Male Lie Detector
Lucky Frog
Love Is Blindness
Love At First Sight
Known Facts
Little Johnnys Wish
Lipstick Or
Line of Blondes
Lightbulb Flies
Play War
Lesbians in a Canoe
Lesbian Vampires
Lesbian Talk
Lesbian Eskimo
Learning to Fly
Client Relations
Late AGAIN
Birth Control Limerick
Kid and Animals
Under The Kilt
It In Your Pants
Jungle Gaiety
Jumping Rope
Jokes On You
Joe and Wanda
Jingle Blondes
Jingle Balls
Jerome is Dead
Dirty Mind
Very Difficult To Marry
Not Genetics
Margarita
Irish Cream
Inner Space
In Praise
Impotence
If You Could
Dear Abby
Ice Cream
Gonna Tell You
Give You
Broke That Stock
Rather Have a Puppy
Just Wanna Ride
How To Sell Lawnmowers
How Many Interns
Hot n Heavy
Horny Old Ladies
What do you call
Hooked On Dem Jets
Honeymoon
Homosexual
Holiday
Hobo vs Homo
Hitch Hike Up
Hired Help
OB GYN
High Sperm Count
Hiding In The Closet
Here Piggy Piggy
Heffahump
Heaven and Hell
Headache
Head Room
Hate to Brag
Hard Sleepin
Hands and Knees
Hand Eye Coordination
Halloween Phrases
he Jokes On You
Guys vs Girls
Guys and Dolls
Greg Norman
Green and Jumpy
Greek Navy
Grandpa the Nudist
Gets Off
This old couple
Gorilla in Heat
Gorilla Control
Goodyear Rubber
Good Girl
Good Catholic Boys
Golf On The Sly
Gods Creation
God and Men
Goathead Goathead
Go To The LMV
What He Wants
Girls and Planes
Wife 1.0
GirlFriend 1.0
Giant Underwater
Getting Old
Getting Flowers
Get On The Bus
Brokenhymen
German Virginity
Genealogy
GayTermites
Gay on Airplane
Gay Midget
Gay Man in Church
Gay Irishmen
Gay Church
Gary Condit Gets Down
Eden Limerick
Frosty
Cradle to Ladle
Froggie Proposal
Fresh Meat
Fill Up
Fortune 500
Flies in a Lightbulb
Five Pounds of Fat
Five Minutes
Fishing for a Week
Fishermen with Skills
First Lady
Fire Truck
Fifty Dollar Bet
Feeling Like A Woman
Feel the Hot Burn
Father and Son
Fat Woman
Fascinating
Family Honor
Factory Girl
Eye Rub
Large Condoms
Exotic Male Dancer
Know About Sex
Eternal Judgment
Erin Go Bra Shopping
Electric Nut
Egyptian Pick Up Line
Egyptian Pick Up Line
Egg Donor
Education in Arkansas
Eat Your Vegetables
Easter Egg Hunt
Ear Condoms
Dynamite
Dwarf Eskimo
Dutch Virgin
Drivers Ed
Drinker Smoker Homosexual
Drastic Diet
Dr Feelgood
Prognosis
Doughboy
Door Hinge
Donkey Compliment
Donkey and Onion
Welsh On Me
Knock It
Take Their Licks
Dog Talk
Doctors Orders
Dirty Limerick
Dirty Knees
The Table
Dikfer
Difference
Dick 2 Balls
Dentist
Dating a Prostitute
Damned if I know
Daddies Bond
Dad Eats Lightbulbs
Curly Sue
Curly Hair
Curd and Rod
Crazy Little Critters
Counting Condoms
Corporate America
Corduroy Condom
Cook
The Only Ones
Sausage
Fisherman
Confessions Of Sodom
Cover me
Condom Dog
Condom Brands
Condom
Computer Breasts
The Closet
Code for Love
Elian Gonzales
Clintons Protection
Clintons Music
Lingerie
Interns
Finished Now
Favorite Things
Favorite Card Game
Clintons DNA
Clintons Bookmarks
Clinton Stew
Clinton and the Pope
Clinton n Buddy
A Screwdriver
A New Gallup Poll
Circumcisional Evidence
At Your Age
Cinderella Gets
Christmas Bonus
Inoffensive Nicknames
Chocolate Cherries
Chillin Biddies
Children and Cars
Chicken Wire
Chicken and egg
Chalkboard Culprit
Condom Crossing
Cartwheeling for Cash
California Gay Whale
Bzzzz
Burger King
Bufallo Billy
Bubble Blowing Duckies
Bubbas Secret
Brother is
Broomsticks
Boy Scout
Bow legged Cowgirls
Bouncing Baby
Bone Diggers
Bob Dole
Biting
Bishop And The Ass
Birth Control
Bin Laid
Hard Drive
Bill Clinton and Senator
Busted Women
Big Tongue
Beer Consumption
Bee Milky
Careful With That Viagra
Baywatch
Christmas Beau
Guy and a Picture
Banging and Banking
Bamming in Bama
Balls and Old Ladies
A Question For You
Baby Talk
Babe raham Lincoln
Babe Watch
Ark N Saw
Another Weekend
Annoying Boy on Bus
An Ugly Position
An Egyptian man
All I Want
Al Gores Piercings
Airy Sex
After the Honeymoon
Add It Up
New Organs
Surprised
Adam n Eve
Act Of God
50 Ways To Say
A Shave and a Shine
A Scottish tourist
Hole in the Head
A Few Good Lawyers
A Crappy Date
80 Pounder
77
72
69
James Bond
10 Things In Golf
10
Wearing the pants
A mother is in
Tricky question
Towel waving
Three daughters
Taking the wife
Superman and Wonder Woman
Stranded on
Stow away
Sexually frustrated
Sex speed limit
Secret code
Retirement home
Pubic hair and parsley
Pink and purple
Parachute jump
Oral sex and anal sex
New negligee
Naughty photo
Mechanic sex
Love true love
Lollipop and a penis
Hillbilly circumcision
Going to Las Vegas
Fake and orgasm
Eating out
Condom buyers
12 inches long
Appointment the next day
Alternative treatment
Alligator stunts
A little boy
A 6.9 is
Dear Abby
Your Poison
Weiner Eater
Two Old Ladies
Twelve Inch Pianist
Three Gay Men
Three Drunk Men
Just Fallin Off
The Vampire
Great Wiener Caper
The Facts of Life
Medical Problem
The Blind Man
Streakers and Strokers
Spermally Speaking
Soyburger vs dildo
Soapy Sales
Snack Food
Smokin Dope
Seek and Ye Shall
Rosebud
Pumpkin Pumper
Pickle Slicer
Pee On A Ferrari
Old Lady Shakes
The Living Dead
Man and Pharmacist
Jungle Gaiety
Jingle Balls
Hot n Heavy
Frosty
Fire Truck
Fat Woman
Eat Your Vegetables
Chillin Biddies
Condom Crossing
Broomsticks
Biting
Big Tongue
80 Pounder
69
Clinton Stew
Pool Tables
The Engineer
Tennis Balls
Sports and Virility
Sexual Olympics
Pigskin Pro
Peopling The Earth
National Pastime
Hooked On Dem Jets
Greg Norman
Golf On The Sly
Fishing for a Week
Fishermen with Skills
Corporate America
A Scottish tourist
Difference
What Do You Call
Burger King
Baywatch
Hooked On Dem Jets
Who is Marylou
Turtle Sexuality
Three Drunk Men
The Moth Pit
Three Ugly Ducklings
The Facts of Life
Snakeskin Punny
Sleeping Squirrel
Silent Bunny Humping
Shop At WalRusMart
Sheep Soup
Roy the Rooster
Rooster Prozac
Rabbit Breakout
Proverbs
Pregnant Tree
Porcupines
Pig Farmer
Peckers
Parrot Prostitutes
Old Granny and Dog
Mommy Almost Died
Mick Jagger
Man Catches Crocodile
Lightbulb Flies
Late AGAIN
Kid and Animals
Jumping Rope
Heffahump
Green and Jumpy
Gorilla in Heat
Gorilla Control
Giant Underwater
Ghost story
Froggie Proposal
Topless Sunbather
Tennis Balls
Sliding Doors
Sex Obsessed Blonde
Red Ball Express
Perfumed Blonde
My Blonde Is Broken
Line of Blondes
Getting Flowers
Bow Legged Cowgirls
Line of blondes
Honey Open Your Legs
Dentist Appointment
Oral Alternative Treatment
Dirty Alligator Joke
Fancy Costume Party
Christmas Bonus
Twelve Inch Pianist
Donkey Compliment
Donkey and Onion
Welsh On Me
Crazy Little Critters
Condom Dog
Clinton n Buddy
Circumcisional Evidence
California Gay Whale
Bzzzz
Bubble Blowing Duckies
Bone Diggers
Bishop And The Ass
Bin Laid
Bee Milky
A Few Good Lawyers