The teacher instructs her third-grade class to give a three-syllable word and use it in a sentence
Several pupils raise their hands, including Dirty Johnny
The teacher passes right over him and chooses Sally.
"Beautiful", says Sally. "My teacher is beautiful."
"Why, thank you" the teacher says. "Anyone else?"
Again, several hands, including Dirty Johnny’s, are waving. The teacher chooses Mary.
"Wonderful", says Mary. "My teacher is wonderful."
Again the teacher thanks her student and asks for another answer.
Reluctantly, she chooses Johnny.
"Urinate" says Johnny.
"Johnny" the teacher cries in shock.
"Urinate" says Johnny again, "but if your tits were bigger, you’d be a ten."