One day three guys were out walking, and they found a lamp. So, they rubbed the lamp and a genie poped out. He says "I’ll grant you each one wish."
These guys weren’t so bright, so they all wanted to be smarter. The first guy says "I wish I was 10 times smarter."
The genie says "POOF! You’re 10 times smarter." The second guy says "I wish to to be 100 times smarter." and the genie says "POOF! You’re 100 times smarter."
The last guy says "I wish to be 1000 times smarter" And the genie says "POOF!! You’re a woman!!"