An American, an Australian, and a Canadian are drinkng beer.
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The American grabs his beer, knocks it back in one gulp, and then throws the glass into the air and shoots it with his handgun. As he sets the handgun on the bar, he tells the Canadian and the Australian that in the great U.S. of A, they have so much money they never drink out of the same glass twice.
Next the Australian drinks his beer, throws the glass into the air and shoots the glass with the American’s gun. As he sets the gun back on the bar he, proclaims that in Australia they have so much sand that glass is cheap, and he too never drinks out of the same glass twice.
Next the Canadian drinks his beer, grabs the gun off the bar, and shoots the American. As he sets the gun back on the bar, he tells the Australian, "In Canada, we have so many Americans you never have to drink with the same one twice".