A lawer just got home from work. As he stepped out of his BMW, a speeding car ripped off the door. As the lawyer jumped up and down cussing and swearing, a cop who was driving by stopped.
He rolled down the window and said,
The lawyer replied,
â€œThat idiot, speeding down the street, ripped off my BMW’s door!â€
The cop said,
â€œYou lawyers make me sick. You worry too much about your possesions. If you weren’t blinded by greed, you would notice that your arm got ripped off!â€
â€œOh no!â€ cried the lawyer,