A man walks into a bar and he’s really pissed.
The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is.
All he says is,
“All lawyers are assholes.â€
A man sitting in the corner shouts,
“I take offense to that!â€
The pissed-off guy asks him,
“Why? Are you a lawyer?â€
He replies,
“No, I’m an asshole.â€