A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says: We have the Parthenon
The Italian says: We have the Coliseum
The Greek says: We had great Mathematicians
The Italian says: We had the Roman Empire and so on and so on and then the
Greek says: We invented sex
The Italian says: That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women