How many Athlone IT students does it take to change a Lightbulb?
None – Westmeath looks better in the dark.
How many Trinity students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One – he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him
How many UL students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three – One to change it and two to figure out how to get high
Off the old one.