A man goes into B&Q and says, “I’d like to order 5,000 facing bricks.â€
“Certainly†says the salesman, “Are they for a garage?â€
“No†says the man; “They’re for a Bar-B-Qâ€
“Why do you need so many?†asks the salesman
“Well,†says the man “We live in a 3rd floor flat.â€