During a recent flight the attendant found a blonde out of place on board up in first class. She belonged back in coach. So the attendant asked her to go to her section.
"No!" she replied, "I won’t go back there."
They argued back and forth till finally the attendant got the head flight attendant
"No," the the blonde argues, "I’m too pretty and too sexy for coach. I belong in first class."
Soon after the head attendant got the pilot. Smiling from ear to ear he says, "I know how to handle a blonde."
He goes over to her and asks for her ticket. "See, here it says ‘Houston’ and first class isn’t going there only coach. "
"Oh," she says as she returns to coach.