Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.†She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.â€
“Oh, really?†said the minister. “That is very wise.â€
“It’s not a matter of wisdom,†she replied. “It’s when I open a drawer or a closet, I ask myself, ‘What am I here after?’â€