The Seven Dwarves went to the Vatican so that Dopey could ask the pope a question. Dopey approached the Pope, ‘Are there any midget nuns in Italy, any at all?’ The Pope thought about this for a moment, ‘No, I don’t believe they are.’
Dopey looked concerned for a minute before asking again, ‘Are their any midget nuns in Europe?’ The Pope again said that there weren’t.
Dopey (getting very worried) then asked, ‘Are there any in the whole world, there’s got to be one!’ The Pope shook his head after careful thought. All of a sudden the other six dwarves burst out laughing. ‘Whats so funny! boomed the Pope. ‘Dopey has just shagged a Penguin!’ replied the dwarves.