What kind of fun does a priest have?
Nun.
What is the definition of something suspicious?
A nun doing press-ups in the cucumber field.
What do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovah’s witness?
Someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell.
What do you get when you cross a Mafia soldier with a jehovah’s witness?
Lots of converts.
Who was the first computer operator in the bible?
Eve, she had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other.
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?