Neurotic Nightmare

During an hour’s swimming at a public pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine
-In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

-An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

-In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects – while you slept!

-Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

-Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

-In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

-At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

-Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples’ anal gases.

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