One day, a foreign family arrived in New York City. This was the first time out of their native village, and it didn’t take long before the wife got lost.
The husband asked a passerby for help and was told to go to the police and report it. When he got there, a police officer asked him for the wife’s description.
"What’s that?" asked the man.
"Well, you see a description is telling what something looks like. For example, my wife is 25-years-old, 5’11", 140 lbs, 38-25-36 measurements.
Now, what can you tell me about your wife?"
"The heck with her, lets go look for yours!"