Maybe a little

I think I’d be a good mother. Maybe a little overprotective.

Like I would never let the kid out – of my body.

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Over a beer
6 months to live
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It was colder
No thanks
My darling
Forget about her
Thinking quickly
The doorbell rang
My mother in law
Trial for bigamy
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The boys mother
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When my mom
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Little Tommy
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Guilty as Sin
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Formula for water
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A rookie
About what
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You were exceeding
Notoriously bad golfer
Fast sports car
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A speeding driver
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I stopped
One bright day
A stop sign
A state trooper
Shut Up and Trouble
Why I stopped you
130 mph
The license number
A juggler driving
A police recruit
Pull over
A cop pulls
Police Station
Wontz and Needz
Attending a wedding
Two People
The Reason
Exasperated mother
A little boy got lost
Fertilizer
Sir James
Depress button
Lives in Virginia
A little girl
Friends took
Young Priest
U S A vs Pakista
Funny Sayings
I call it reminiscing
Danielle
A foreign family
Its all in how
Middle East country
Congratulations
A Pro Shop
Desperate attempt
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Too Embarrassed
Just say no
I buy you
Pich a Topic
Be Smart
Immortal boss
Osamas Valentine
Words To Ponder
MBA and Engineer
Mission Undercover
The American Soldier
What did
Afterlife Technology
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Death clocks
Deadheads discussing
Deadhead wishes
Deadhead in Texas
Cold Water
The Warning Signs
A doctor and a lawyer
Short Takes
A stake sandwich
5th Runner Up
Darwin Awards
Going upstairs
Catch anything
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Dates
Manhatten
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Rich man near death
Little girl on a plane
A walking economy
Notebook
Good bye coin
Modern Orthodox
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Mission Impossible
Two in One
Family Tradition
Port or Sherry
Dear Lord
A gent spots
Little daughter
Fistful of cigars
Want that cart
Who Sent Them
A A A D D
Sandwich Perfection
Self Control
Inspirational
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Everything
Rookie Landing
Pretty Grouchy
Lactose Intolerant
Wolf Pelt
Wimp
The Silent Treatment
Cats
Mushroom Sauce
A Real Shame
Is It Night
Little League Coaching
Floodwaters
The Prize
Radar Trap
No Longer Need
On Being Tidy
New Mattress
Getting Up There
Herd of Cows
Whoops
Confidence Builder
The Remote
Time Dumbest Questions
Pushing and Shoving
Are You Alright
Show and Tell
Tooth Fairy
Hard Of Hearing
Never Mind
Such A Deal
Halloween Story
The Pledge
The Verge
Lucille
Bad Cup of Coffee
Your Annual Salary
Transplant
Name Problems
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Positive Urine sample
Police following you
Drink driving
Work for the Government
Voodoo Enronomics
Visitors from Space
Virgins in Caves
Touchy Feely Cracky
Felix
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Rules For Christmas
How to Tell
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The Day After Christmas
Lazy
Commendable Caution
The Ultra Sticky Kind
I Should Call Mary
Do It Again
Incredibly Fine Archer
How Many Cowboys
Cut On Cut Off
You Can not Have One
Marshmallows
Handy Man
Killing Flies
Three Men And A River
Female Rules
Denver Airport
Lesson
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Housework
Cute Story
In The Restroom
Last child support check
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Technologically Challenged
New Speedo
Estrogen Issues
The moon is moving away
Some Home Remedies
Ole and Lena
Smart Sailor
The Army of the Lord
Observations
War of Words
Hung Dong
Eyesight
Damn Women Drivers
Whistle
The Census Taker
When Does Life Begin
The Substitute Organist
Energy Efficient
Don not Despair
Longer Days
The Procrastinators Creed
I Know Where It Is
What Time Is It
You Leave Him
Mysterious Deaths
Last A Year
How Did He Do That
Honest But Shrewd
For Richer Or Poorer
Checking The Gas Meter
Lingerie Shopping
First Visit
The Cabbie
This Poor Guy Just
Rabbit Troubles
Shipwrecked
Element Name
Chemical Discoveries
Look Pretty Good
Looking Years Younger
Change
Lonely Meets Desperate
Why People Annoy Me
Something Religious
Get Me Into Heaven
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Why Parents Turn Gray
The Syndrome
Her Husbands Obituary
A New Hearing Aid
Seeing Eye Dog
Chauvinist
Pet A Pill
Guide To U S Newspapers
Shark Attack
I Am Thankful For
Training Exercise
Saga Of The Ladies Room
Role Models
Because I Golf
A Canadian Impostor
Did God Make You
A Brass Monkey
My Mother Taught Me
The Watergate
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Worst Age To Be
On The Computer
The Light
A Great Weekend
Carry Out The Sentencing
Praying For Gifts
Touche
The Pot Bellied Stove
America vs Japan
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Business Problem Solved
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You Pronounce It
Lost In The Translation
Organic Vegetables
Men Can not Win
Who Visit My House
No More Lip Prints
Wear Redcoats
Play House
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Ode To A Turkey
Nice To The Nurses
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Sending Old Men To War
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Driving Tip
Little Tony Goes For Water
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Special Occasions
An atheist professor
Getting A Divorce
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Prettier Than Freckles
The Verge
Not To Do During
You Can Buy It
Laws Of Life
Subtle Hint
A Swedish Riddle
The Donkey
Living In 2004
Raising A Child
Opposites
Monkey See
As I Say
The Right Number
The Ugly Bus
Did You Go Potty
Pa And The Fire
Answer From Above
Stages Of Success
Will This Hold 6 Cups
10 Kisses
Alphabet For Seniors
The People Of Texas
The Worst Day
Mens Gifts
Error Messages In Japan
Ever Live Past 35
A Teachable Moment
Getting Older
The Year 2029
At the beginning
Doctor Notes
Do Something
Caught On Camera
Low Mileage
Yep
If A Dog
Confession Time
Just Have To Love
A Long Sermon
Senior Fire Department
Game Strategy
An Answered Prayer
Game Strategy
Dave
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The United Way
Graveside Burial Service
Reasons For Divorce
I Am A Senior Citizen
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Unusual Procession
Would You Remarry
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Little Too Honest
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I Have To Leave
Too Tired For Romance
Trading Places
Have You Found Jesus
Tony again prays
Please God
Memorial Stone
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Ten Again
Nothing worked.
My Kitchen Is Delirious
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Thought It Was Fun
Specially Bred
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Are we out of sign
Think About God
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Try Again
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We Still There
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I Can Wait
Out To Pasture
To Go Back
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Those Things
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You Can Do Better
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New Phone Number
Lie To Momma
Not Worth It
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What To Charge
Try It Yourself First
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Buddy
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Touch Me
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Despair
Love I Want
I Was Wrong
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Sucker Bet
What Time Is It
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You Leave Him
Indian Talent
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Along With People
Last A Year
How Did He Do That
Honest But Shrewd
For Richer Or Poorer
Checking The Gas Meter
Lingerie Shopping
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First Visit
Daughter Manual
This Poor Guy
Rabbit Troubles
Shipwrecked
Problem Getting Out
Whistle
Best Wrong Answer
The Census Taker
When Does Life Begin
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Splat
Shes got you babe
Once upon a time
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Springer Show Application
Intellectually Deprived
If You Are Unhappy
A Driver Is From
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Hair
Forest Gump
Four kinds of sex
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Your girlfriend is ugly
As a painless way
Use the car
Want that cart
Betting
How much
Tim
Two guys rob a store
Clerks responsibilities
The wicker chairs
Proudly showing
A woman was trying hard
Patrolling a local parking
A man lay sprawled
The big sale
A carpet installer
Tom had problem
For Women Only
An elderly widow
A highly timid little man
The blind guy
One afternoon
Man sitting in a chair
Mother died in June
Doctor seeking help
Little Irving
Southern ladies
Barber shop in Washington
A popular airline
On Christmas morning
A boy riding a wagon
A talking parrot
The boy explained
Bloomingdales
Earth Science
The millionaire
Eminent psychiatrist
After the ceremony
Starving people
12 bottles
A hobo
13 13 14 14
JESUS is watching you
Mr Johnson
AIDS
Pissed off
Remembering things
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The new employee
Staying in room 113
April Fools
Walking for 3 days
Indian boy
New York to California
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New York to California
New York to California
Bates gets his son
New York to California
At a jewelry store
Thank heavens
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Two heroic statues
The pilot pipes up
Sean Connery
Wonder Woman
Steven Spielberg was busy
Walking in the woods
One day three midgets
Jackson is walking
Minnie Mouse
Michael Jordan
A cowboy bar
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Lima
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Lemonia
Legless Cow
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Bananaramarobastore
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In A Restaurant
A Sleeping Man
Airline AHole
Ah Fugettaboudit
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A What
Ton of Pinching
Journey Through Hell
Multiple Hot Foot
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A Letter from Mom
Philisophical Statements
A Fence Bid
A cop pulls
40 Long and Stinky
2 Canadian Guys
Ways to be Annoying
Days of Christmas
From New Hampshire
Annoy Cops
Not to Live
I am Stupid
Nice Tie
Losing hair
Algebra
In a restaurant
Late husbands estate
Mothballs
The family court judge
Two old buddies
The trip south
Three sons
Mr Becker
Fit your mouth
An acquaintance
Sound
Grandpa and granddoughter
The traditional sermon
Marty and Helen
A young woman
Grandpa and boy
A super train set
Man in restaurant
Matilda and Rosie
Portrait paint
In supermarket
Peeping tom
At a party
A long divorce trial
Old man
In the post office
Lying on his deathbed
You are getting old
Lost memory
A road trip
Job opening
Attending a wedding
Hard of hearing
Nice Tie
Cannibalism Humor
2 Canadian Guys
An acquaintance
A little girl
Lima
A young woman
A Sleeping Man
The Love Dress
Shipwrecked
Peeping Tom
LSD Cocktail
Lepechaun at Augusta
Ole and Lena
Great Truths
The Blind Guy
Party
Leper Hockey
Baldy Pants
Cannibalism Humor
Death clocks
Deadheads discussing
Deadhead wishes
Deadhead in Texas
Buddy
Leper Hockey
Lepechaun at Augusta
Aggies R Dum
Aggie Nativity
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Police station
Police station
Lazy
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