Valentine Dream

A woman awoke excitedly on valentine’s day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day! What do you think it means?"
 
With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You’ll know tonight."
 
That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled, "The Meaning Of Dreams."

General Jokes