There’s this guy in Italy, and he goes to his priest to confess.
He says, "Oh Father, forgive me. During World War II, I hid a refugee in my attic.
The Priest said, "Well, that’s not a sin."
The man said, "I know, but I made him pay rent."
The priest then said, "Well, that definitely wasn’t the nicest thing for you to do, but under the circumstances, it really isn’t a big deal. No need to worry."
The man says, "Oh thank you, thank you Father, but I just have to ask you one last question. Do I have to tell him that the war is over?"