It was a weekend morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice sitting there fully dressed in camouflage.
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Jake asks her, "What are you up to?"
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Alice smiles, "I’m going hunting with you!"
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Jake, though he has many reservations, reluctantly decides to take her along.
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They arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife up in a tree stand and tells her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot."
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Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn’t bag an elephant, much less a deer. But not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, "Get away from my deer!"
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Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. Once again he hears her yell, "Get away from my deer!" followed by a volley of gunfire.
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Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a cowboy with his hands high in the air.
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The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, "Okay lady, okay! You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!"