A farmer was driving slowly along the road with a load of fertilizer.
A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What’ve you got in your truck?"
"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.
"Put it on my strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live here," the little boy told him.
"We put sugar and cream on our strawberries."