10) You married your cousin’s brother’s wife
9) Your only belief is “Live Free or Die.â€
8) You think Massachusetts should be Taxachusetts (when you are actually paying more).
7) You walk around with cow dung on your shoe.
6) You’re depressed because Massachusetts laughs constantly at your state.
5) Your music involves knee slapping, spoon smacking and banjo playing.
4) You travel all the way to Connecticut to gamble.
3) Your barn is bigger than your house
2) You walk around with a “Dumb IQ†card (you actually do).
1) You can’t drive on the highways, rotaries, four-way stops, rotaries or anything more complex than a dirt road.