Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday……..I’m so glad that this is my last damn child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those damn payments! So I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her,
"Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother’s house and tell her that this is the last damn check she’s ever going to get from me, and I want you to tell me the expression on her face.”
So my baby girl took the check over to her.
I was so anxious to hear what the bitch had to say and what she looked like.
As my baby girl walked through the door, I said
"Now what did she have to say?"
"She told me to tell you that you ain’t my daddy…."