Look Pretty Good

Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses.
 
"You know, honey," I said sweetly,"without your glasses, you look like the same handsome young man I married."
 
"Honey," he replied with a grin. "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!"
 

 
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
(Pay attention – It never fails)

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