A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look," she said.
"What’s your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied.
"Wow, that’s amazing," she said, "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."