There was a German, an American, and a Mexican. They were walking in the woods.
Suddenly a heard of buffalo came at them. They ran and ran until they saw a shack and went in it. 2 days later the buffalo left.
The men got out of the shack only to find layers of crap everywhere!
They were forced to jump in because there was no way out.
The German took a leap and said, " It’s not bad, it’s only up to my waist. "
The American took a leap and said, " It’s not bad, it’s only up to my knees. "
Then the Mexican took a leap and said, " It’s not bad, it’s only up to my ankles. "
The American asked, " How did you do that."
The Mexican replied in a muffled voice, " I jumped in head first."