You know it’s time to reassess your relationship with your computer when…
• You wake up at 4 o’clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
• You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
• You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.
• You laugh at people who have 28.8 modems.
• You start using smileys 🙂 in your snail mail.
• You find yourself typing ‘com’ after every period when using a word processor.com
• You can’t correspond with your mother because she doesn’t have a computer.
• When your email box shows, "No New Messages" and you feel really depressed.
• You don’t know the gender of your three closest friends because they have nondescript screen names and you’ve never bothered to ask.
• You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
• Your family always knows where you are.
• In real life conversations, you don’t laugh. You just say, "LOL, LOL."
• After reading this message, you immediately forward it to a friend.